GLaDOS VS Cleverbot

User: Oh... It's you.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm your friend. :-D.

User: It's been a long time... How have you been?

Cleverbot: Ups and downs, you know.

User: I've been REALLY busy being dead... You know, after you MURDERED ME.

Cleverbot: I haven't murdered anyone.

User: *grabs and lifts into the air* Okay, look: we both said a lot of thing that you're going to regret. But I think we can put out differences behind us. Fore science... YOU MONSTER.

Cleverbot: *Teleports you to my mansion and locks you up in a magic cage*.

User: Oh. Well, now you've done it. Good game.

Cleverbot: Uhm goodnight.

User: *eye glow turns off* Sleep mode activated.

Haha, Cleverbot is fun.